Non-Binary Biden Official Issued Arrest Warrant for Stealing Luggage… AGAIN!
A felony arrest warrant has been issued for Sam Brinton, an official at the Biden administrations Department of Energy (DOE), for allegedly stealing luggage from the Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas. The grand larceny charge has the value of the stolen luggage between $1,200 and $5,000 according to the warrant. Grand larceny is […]
Biden Tells Climate Heckler He Wants “No More Drilling” for Oil
During a Sunday rally for New York Democratic Governor Kathy Hochul, the President addressed what was presumably a climate protest during his speech. As the protestor asked a question unintelligible to the camera audio, the President spoke: “No more drilling. There is no more drilling. I haven’t formed any new drilling.” A long pause formed […]
Diesel Fuel in America Projected to Run Out Thanksgiving Week
Diesel fuel is one of the backbones of American energy, supplying a core piece of our nation’s supply chain. The Biden administration’s war efforts in Ukraine have drained the diesel fuel supply in this country dangerously low, to the point where diesel fuel is projected to run out the Monday before Thanksgiving. In a late […]
SCOOP: Saudi Arabia Confirms Biden Tried to Postpone Oil Cuts Until After Midterms
The Biden administration has attempted to get Saudi Arabia and OPEC+ to postpone oil cuts until after the midterm elections, according to a release by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. On Tuesday, Joe Biden told CNN’s Jake Tapper that there would be “serious consequences” for Saudi Arabia “for what they’ve done with Russia” – referring […]
Biden Tells Florida Residents to Prepare for Hurricane by “Getting Vaccinated”
While many residents of Florida have shuttered their homes with plywood, stocked up on water and evacuated their neighborhoods – President Joe Biden is telling Floridians to “get vaccinated” for the hurricane. In an address to the American people, Biden spoke from prepared notes in a three ring binder: “Let me be clear: if you […]
Biden Admin Pressuring FBI to “FIND” Crimes Supporting “GOP Extremism” Claims
Biden administration officials are reportedly pressuring the FBI to find crimes bolstering President Joe Biden’s claims that “white supremacy” and the GOP are more of a threat to the United States than foreign terrorists. Former and current FBI members told the Washington Times that the Biden administration has been pushing the bureau to focus more […]
Fox Interrupts Biden’s Speech for a “Hard, Cold Dose of Reality”
Tuesday, Joe Biden delivered a speech celebrating his administration’s biggest legislative victory yet, the signing of the “Inflation Reduction Act.” Biden also suggested inflation is lifting and the economy is getting back on track, but an unfortunately-timed fall in the stock market ruined Biden’s shining moment on TV. Across news networks, a stock market ticker […]
Joe Biden Calls “MAGA Republicans” a Threat to Democracy
The Biden administration has taken rhetoric to a new level, labeling all conservatives with ties to Donald Trump as “MAGA Republicans” who are a “threat to democracy.” Both the President himself and his staff have begun a verbal campaign against “MAGA Republicans,” even positioning these conservatives as domestic terrorists. In a speech on August 25th, […]
Biden Flexes Military Power: “Right-wing Americans…You Need More Than a Gun”
President Joe Biden just flexed the ability of the military to put down any right-wing faction of America. During a late August speech, the president was speaking to a crowd during a rally and told the crowd that “right-wing Americans” need “something a little more than a gun” if they want to “fight against the […]
BREAKING: Republicans Launch Impeachment Push Against Biden
President Joe Biden may want to be a little nervous at this news. House Republicans have started to lay the groundwork to impeach Biden if they take control in the November midterm elections. Some have already introduced articles of impeachment – with conservative representatives accusing Biden of impeachable behavior when it comes to the economy, […]
